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Joel was born in Mt. Vernon and has lived in central Ohio all but one year of his life. He graduated from Otterbein College and has worked in radio ever since. 610 WTVN is the station he grew up listening to and longed to work for. Joel's now been at 610WTVN over ten years and is one of the founding members of the Big Bass Brothers. He also makes regular summertime appearances on the radio station as “Dr. Golf”… a role he truly enjoys, as golf is a life-long interest. He plays regularly and spectates whenever time permits, especially during The Memorial and the Wendy’s Championship.

In his own words:
"I promise to work daily to deliver entertainment, information, and things uniquely Columbus from 9am to Noon on 610WTVN. Bob Conners and John Corby each encouraged me to be myself on the air which is good, because that’s all I know how to be. Thanks for listening and if you have time, give a call or e-mail. - Joel
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Wednesday 08-20-2008 11:41am ET
Today's List...

Five Most Common Distractions For American Drivers (from a USA Today survey)

5 – Smoking

4 – Pets

3 – In-car Wii

2 – Jack Daniels

1 – Cell Phones



Would this make you stop drinking...




Do you believe in magic...


Not Merlin


Merlin


How did he do that?

More about Merlin here.  Stay tuned for Merlin's magic trick of the week, coming soon to the blog.
Tuesday 08-19-2008 11:40am ET
Today's List...

Seven Dirty Words You Can Say On The Radio (by Biff Carlin, brother of the late, great George)

7 - Mud

6 - Muck

5 - Dirt

4 - Manure

3 - Slime

2 - Soil

1 - Freaking Bull Crap



Quotes about drinking...

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk we sleep. When we sleep, we do no wrong. When we do no wrong, we go to heaven. Let's get drunk and go to heaven.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.--Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.--Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.--Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.--Plato

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.--Catherine Zandonella

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.--David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class.--Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.--Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.--Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.--Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.--David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.--Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.--Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.--Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.--George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.--Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway 

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.--Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.--Homer Simpson

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.--W.C. Fields.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W.C. Fields.

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill .

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. --Tom Waits.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Beer is good food.

you don't like jail? naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. --Charles Bukowski.

It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore

Beer: Nature's laxative.

Beer. If you can't taste it, why bother!

One more drink and I'd be under the host. --Dorothy Parker.

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. --Dave Barry.

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. --Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry.

Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.

If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd take the nothing...

Draft beer, not people!

Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat. --David Geary.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away. --Edward Abbey

Put it back in the horse! --H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.



In Copley, township trustees have banned ice cream trucks.  This kid questions their understanding of the free market ethos that powers America's capitalist economy...




Don't worry, these kids are all 21...



...but soon they might not have to be.


...from yesterday...



Today's List...

Four Most Common Types of Driveway (by concrete expert Jimmy Conway)

4 - Gated

3 - Semi-Circular

2 - Hidden

1 - Regular



Alicia Sacramone didn't have a great Olympics, but America still loves her...


More photos here.


Soccer Fever!


(Soccer Fever is a slightly less than occassional feature of the Joel Riley Show blog.)


This America hater guy thinks there is a conspiracy behind Michael Phelp's 8 Golds...

Friday 08-15-2008 11:51am ET
Today's List...

Top Six Elephant Fun Facts (by Babar)

6 - Elephants sleep standing up

5 - Elephants can run 24 miles per hour

4 - Elephants aren’t fat, they have big bones

3 - Male elephants have two trunks

2 - Elephants can hold 3 gallons of water in their trunk

1 - Elephant ears used to be made with real elephant meat



Come on USC, do your laundry...




How old is old enough to hunt?




...from yesterday...



Today's List...

Five Other Great Songs By Pop Superstars Milli Vanilli (by Jim Lampley)

5 - Too Much Monkey Business

4 - Dream to Remember

3 - Boy in the Tree

2 - Ma Baker

1 - Devil Went Down to Georgia (Cover)



Reward the best
A Columbus think tank proposes a plan that should advance an essential discussion about merit pay for teachers in Ohio

Sooner or later, discussions about how to raise achievement in public schools come down to a simple consideration: the importance of top-flight teachers in the classroom. That leads to another simple but powerful notion that exceptional teaching deserves appropriate reward, as recognition as well as an incentive. (read full editorial)


Don't watch this video!




...from yesterday...



Today's List...

Six Words And Phrases That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk (by David Hasselhoff)
6 - Innovative

5 - Preliminary

4 - No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
3 - Proliferation
2 - Transubstantiate

1 - I'm not interested in fighting you.



New at the Olympics this year:  Gorilla Rodeo!




A bad way to start your vacation...




Are these billboards hurting your kid's feelings or is it time for tough love...